how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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