You're completely useless in the revolution.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Everyone says I win the strip club
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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