i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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