Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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