its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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