she was so not down for the gang bang
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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