just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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