so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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