I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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