I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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