alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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