Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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