Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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