Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize