I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He better not be in your backpack
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
