I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
