I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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