Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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