So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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