Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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