please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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