My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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