Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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