i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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