so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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