new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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