i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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