you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
