wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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