Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just cropdusted the office
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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