Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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