You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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