i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Randomize