careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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