dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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