Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just gargled with NyQuil
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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