what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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