ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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