i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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