There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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