the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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