How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
