forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
you never un-have a 4some
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
