Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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