Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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