you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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