dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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