We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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