I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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