Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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