She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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