How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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