im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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