just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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