I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
why is half of my head shaved?
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